10 Effective Strategies for Getting Rid of Unwanted Party Guests (UPGs)

We’ve all been there… at a party with a rude or obnoxious guest. Usually we can cope, but sometimes we want an exit strategy… for them.

1. Play pin the tail on the donkey. Make the UPG the donkey.

Pin the Tail on the Unwanted Party Guest

Pin the tail

  1. Cut the power to your house. Ask the UPG to go check the outdoor electric panel. Lock all the doors.


3. Eerily whisper into the UPG’s ear that you have a feeling of impending doom.

Yes, it is doom I see…
  1. Unleash your children/children in attendance on the UPG.

  1. Unleash your un-neutered dog on the UPG.
Humping Dog
  1. Supply them with too much information. Very, personal information.

Bonus tip * Stand uncomfortably close to the UPG while supplying the personal information.

Heads up!
  1. Summon all of the UPG ex-girlfriends/boyfriends to the party at once.


  1. Tell them about your fever, stomach cramps, vomiting, diarrhea, and throbbing headache. Put your arm around him/her and say that you hope it’s not contagious.

It’s just small pox, bro!

9. Enlist the UPG to do a few chores around the house. Just a few: All of the dishes, the party trash, the floors…

And get those scuff marks out!

10. Just say, “I’ll be back in 2 minutes.” Leave with the rest of the party guests and don’t return for at least an hour. The UPG will likely be gone when you return.

If it’s worth the risk leaving them alone inside your house…

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