Best Costume – So obvious! Here are some fun awards to give out at this year’s Halloween Party.
1. Most likely to be ingested
“The green one tastes like Irish Springs and shame!”
2. Best adaptation of a lifetime of high cholesterol and heart disease.
“I know! How about potatoes, eating potatoes?”
3. Most likely to be mutilated by children and later stuffed into toy box.
“Let’s give her a mullet!”
4. Worst return on investment
“This thing is rigged!”
5. Greatest odds of being hit by car
“She just stood there!”
6. Easiest to steal from
“Like taking candy from a baby!”
7. Most animals hung from umbrella
“It’s raining. My animals are getting soaked!”
8. Mom of the Year – Halloween Edition
“Compliments to the chef.”
“Sir, I think there is a feather in my Venti Soy…”
10. Most prepared to perform manual labor
“You’re not here to install the new satellite?”
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