1. Remove your boss, people who are in your boss’s ear, and anyone who is a party pooper from the office party vicinity by creating a distraction.
2. Collect food from the departmental refrigerators of other departments.
3. Make sure you have party favors to go around.
4. Put on some good tunes, but not too loud…
5. Make sure there is some interesting office gossip to throw into the mix.
6. Change into your party gear.
7. Now hurry! You have approximately 7.5 minutes to party as hard as possible without getting caught.